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Females now a day are out of control. They demand a little too much attention and affection. Females forever assume that their men are cheating and doing something that they shouldn’t be. To top it off they feel that they should be spoiled with bags, clothes, shoes, and jewelry but one question always pop up in my head. What did you do to deserve all that?! First I have to spend money to charm you and make you feel comfortable around me. Then I have to cut off everything I have going for me and get you an engagement ring. Then I have to kiss your ass and take your stink stuck up attitude when before you had no esteem (womp womp) and then spend more money to buy you your ring for marriage. All I get out of this is SUFFERING which actually come free of charge, yay I finally save some money. These sexy yet stubborn creatures are the root of all evil! Why do I have to make you feel like a princess when all you doing is stressing me out and putting a hole in pockets the size of the Grand Canyon? No think again you foolish one, never am I going to pay for anything that you may foolishly think you require. First and for most, you would have to be a woman sent down from God himself in order for me to spend any money or take you seriously. Like God would have to sit me down at a table and hand me a cup of coffee and literally ask me what do I look for in a woman for me to take any female seriously. Mind you, it is females that got us suffering in the first place! Child support is the evil financial plan that women came up with. I used to have a king size bed which I had to myself until this “girl” whom I married came along and decided to hog up the pillows and sheets. They also have the nerve to scold me about leaving the toilet seat up when it is me that cook, clean, and pay all the bills while she familiarize the television guide day in and day out! Guys don’t you hate when females say they want to wait till after marriage to do “it” but they don’t hesitate moving in with us and milking us for everything we have though. Hmmmmm now that I think of it I always knew females were bad news since Adam and Eve, like seriously what person in their right mind is going to let a talking serpent talk them into eating a forbidden fruit? Nice thanks Eve now us guys know where our stupid and gullible counterparts get the air headedness from.